Top Definition
The chance to completely own someone in any competitive situation. Most commonly available when locked in battle with ponnents
Dude, the warthog was just doing donuts and you have the spartan laser... you had the perfect opporpwnity!

What the hell?! You wasted your opporpwnity to steal his girl and bring shame to his family name
by DBazzle June 11, 2010

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