A fat man, works at UPS, resembles a turtle, loves strippers and getting drunk with his mommy on the weekends, aka Shane, owner of entensity.net
Shut the fuck up Opie!
by Str8 outta compton December 6, 2003
Opi is such an idiotic name that belongs to a mediocre human who seemingly has no positive traits. While being annoying, dumb, and lazy, Opi also despises every human known to man.
by OpiTheGock July 10, 2020
General term which refers to the boss or assistant boss who has a troubled home life. This person's wife is often caught with other men, (or women), especially the husband's best friend. Quite often, the wife likes to get eaten out by the best friend, usually in nature, such as a wooded or camp-like setting, or even on the beach. This type of person is generally quite irritable, and you do not want to approach them during work hours.
Employee 1: Damn did you hear about poor opie, he caught his wife getting eaten out in the back yard by his best friend.
Employee 2: Do you know who has 2 thumbs and munched his wife last night????? This guy
Employee 2: Do you know who has 2 thumbs and munched his wife last night????? This guy
by Chuncky Kuntz February 5, 2008
by carlos February 16, 2005
a customary waiting period in anticipation of your marijuana to be delivered while wondering why Opie was delayed (usually accompanied by anger, annoyance, excitement, and impatience). This conduct was something his friends were accustomed to and wish they could wait for him once again.
Jason and I laughed at Chad because he was stuck at home waiting on Opie and missed out on all the fun.
by Opie420RIP June 28, 2011
Dupe accounts is his worst nightmare
by Mike December 6, 2003
Once GREAT radio host, now unemployed loser, Opie Hughes has become a sad, lame, spiteful piece of shit who burns bridges and is hated in the radio and stand up comedy industries. Most past fans and colleagues wish him the AIDS.
Jesus Christ, joe, you’ve lost your job, your friends, and your wife fucked Bam Margera... you’re a regular Opie Hughes!
by DJ FruityStoopid October 13, 2017