BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

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BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal

"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.

by Loki✌ September 15, 2016

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Operating System

Main computer, phone, tablet, and stuff. That's an annoying thing you have to deal with if you hate it. Either install a new one or throw your computer, phone, or tablet down your stairs

Let's code an Operating System's kernel.

by josah January 16, 2022

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hours of operation

A phenomenon on the show The Amazing Race where a team with a serious lead can have it completely wiped out by the operating hours of the next challenge.

"Dude, we were 7 hours ahead, we had a huge lead, but then, we hit the challenge. Hours of operation 10am - 5 pm. Damn!"

by T. W. Bush August 15, 2005

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