oofn

oofn stands for "Out of Fucking Nowhere"

Guy: And then, oofn, she told me she loved me. O_o

oofn by Maest January 9, 2008

oofney 

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"

oofney by WayneKussoff April 28, 2005

Oofnin 

the act to ushnik on command.

hey bro, can you please oofnin for me its so cool!

Oofnin by LmaoRoro December 15, 2021

oofniel 

pronunciation (oof-kneel) can be used as a noun/verb/adjective
This is an individual who eats/licks/sucks on booty.

Kevin Hart was caught oofnieling a fat ugly bitch! (verb)
Kevin Hart is an oofniel looking ass nigga! (adjective)
Kevin Hart is an oofniel! (noun)

oofniel by Salty Foodz January 26, 2010

oofnut 

Oofnut can be used to refer to a person or a thing. Can be used in any type of way. Oofnut can be used to replace an utterly stupid, funny, goofy, or mad person.

Oh my oofnut!
You’re such an oofnut!

oofnut by yuurrrrrr December 6, 2018

oofness

Very nice and toasty conversation

I like having oofness with you!

oofness by LilWindex359 April 23, 2018

Oofnourmous

Oofnoursmous - such an enormous Oof that it cannot be expressed within the normal, weak boundaries of the typical Oof. This is the Oof you use when Oof is not enough to express how you feel. This is the ultimate Oof.

L- "My grandma died.”
N- “Oh I'm so sorry.”
L- “She left everything to her cat instead of me.”
N- “That is an oofnourmous loss my friend.”

Oofnourmous by Are you proud of me November 21, 2019