ONTE 

A VERY DEROGATORY term for any complex celled organism. If someone calls you an ONTE (pronounced like own with a t at the end), slap 'em!

"I hate you, you fucking ONTE!"

ONTE by Cormac S May 19, 2007

onte 

A derogatory term for a complex-celled organism. Aka an insult.
Once in common usage amongst Dublin-based criminal organisations, but it now has descended to the level of an article of playground slander.
Also used as an alternative to "FUCK!" or "OH MY GOD!" during a tempestuous moment of inter-orifical activity.

Perpetually destined for its own listing in the Oxford English Dictionary.

You onte! Why won't you let me yorb ya?

onte by Urma'sma December 12, 2008

onte 

the greatest artist to walk earth

damn did you hear that song that song onte just dropped?

yeah onte is such a goat

onte by fatpenisowner May 22, 2022

De’onte 

One of the most solid and real people you will ever meet. He is very loyal, bold, and blunt. Don’t expect him to ever tell you anything other than the truth. Also don’t disrespect him because he is bipolar, has a bad temper, and knows how to fight. He is really handsome, and can take anyone’s girl. He is also very funny and has a really good personality to be around. De’onte is a boss, definitely gets money, and doesn’t play around about his time, money, or goals. He is someone that will definitely succeed in life.

Person 1: “Do you know De’onte?”
Person 2: “Yeah I know De’onte, that’s my boy! He’s dope!”

De’onte by dlevels November 21, 2021

Onterrible

Is used by Canadians to describe the people of Ontario. People who are from Ontario, but relocated to other, more friendly and sincere provinces also use this term. Concisely connotes a province of people beset by fake-friendliness, and a mentality hellbent on conformity above all else and a general intolerance for anyone that is not like them. One who will smile to your face and bad mouth you behind your back. Also used to connote a bigot or someone who hates and bad-mouths Americans, but spends half their lives in the US vacationing and shopping.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."

Onterrible by auswayward January 27, 2014

ontercourse

the act of having sex with your clothes on, in public (no penetration).

maia and ezra are having ontercourse again, someone needs to step in.

ontercourse by Northside Joe January 29, 2009

Onteora 

A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.

Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.

Onteora by Woodstocker March 28, 2011