A less assertive phrase to substitute for "as if", which was commonly used during the Valley Girl phase most frequently in the western United States. (sarcasm.)
Guy: You know you want to hook up with me!
Girl: {{prsh} If only! Keep troopin`.
by C_nonomous August 19, 2005
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one of the best songs by singer-songwriter Louis Tomlinson on his debut album "Walls" that the lgbtq+ part of his fandom has claimed because of its lyrics.
"what's your favorite song on walls that you stream all the time?"
"defiantly only the brave!"
by Clario October 18, 2020
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Only the brave or Otb aka the best song on walls.
Person 1 : I'm starting to like Louis Tomlinson's songs
Person 2 : Listen to Only the brave you'll love it
by BURNTROM4NCES November 1, 2020
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Some guy made a video and now his fans strive for maximizing soft attack at the cost of organization and the person's IQ.
James: hay, hows it going?
Steven: ARTILLERY ONLY
James: wtf is wrong with you
Steven: Breast fill a man's hands, but ARTILLERY fills a man's heart.
by someaccount August 24, 2018
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Train. Hunt. Kill. Sacrifice.
Cull the herd.
Only you...
Can make all this world seem right.
Only you...
Can make the darkness bright.
Person 1: Good. Cull the herd.
Person 1: You are a warrior.
Person 1: Only you...
by Deputy Pratt April 24, 2019
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a person who has no brothers or sisters.

has its pro's and con's, you usually can mamange to get whatever you want, you don't have to deal with any annoying little brats or other siblings who irk you, but most of the time, it's lonely.
jenny has no brothers or sisters, she's an only child.
by i wanna be a kennedy October 22, 2005
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A phrase said when something outrageously stupid or idiotic happens in the United States, that normally wouldn't occur anywhere else in the world
Bobby Joe: "Hey, you know the big mac? they just invented one with 16 patties!"
Friend: "Only in America...."

Newspaper reads: U.S Judge sues drycleaners for $54 million for losing his pants
Reader: "Only in America...."
by ohhyeahnenen December 30, 2011
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