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Onion peel 

During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.

No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.
"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."
Onion peel by Susy Saunders July 8, 2023
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Onion Peel 

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.
That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.
Onion Peel by Parses May 16, 2017

peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife
Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.
peel the onion by ldmtwo November 24, 2013

peel his onion 

Cracking skulls, Cause bodily harm
I'm gonna peel his onion.
peel his onion by Marquette July 22, 2006

peeling the onion 

verb, after an anal sexual intercourse, spreading the cheeks and ejaculating on the hole. then waiting for it to dry, peeling it off and having the person eat it.
guy 1:dude, i was peeling the onion on ur mom last night.then ur sister walked in, she liked it
guy 2:WTF man

peel the onion

The painstaking penetration of an anus without the proper lubrication.
A: Duude, Jane squeeled like a pig last night
B: Whatcha do to her,man. Did ya peel the onion on her?
A: Totally..
peel the onion by CommunistKiro December 13, 2012

peeling layers of the onion 

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.
"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"