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ones and twos 

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel
Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.
ones and twos by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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ones and twos 

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.
ones and twos by Rollin May 17, 2004

ones and twos 

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.
Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.
ones and twos by kha` May 17, 2004

ones and twos 

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.
yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.
ones and twos by whack_not April 27, 2013

Ones and twos 

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
Ones and twos by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

one's and two's 

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low
Let's keep this on the one's and two's
one's and two's by Anonymous November 5, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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