Knuckling one off

When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off

Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy

by Bigdickballer420 July 24, 2017

pinch one off

1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

spin one off

to masturbate;

the circular motion (like a piston) of one who is furiously beating his meat.

sometimes, when I see your mom, I go home and spin one off

by droolbomber August 20, 2010

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Knuckle one off

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!

by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

peel one off

To pleasure oneself; a synonym for masturbate.

See also: wordwank/word

"Man, I peeled one off last night after watching that hot porno"

by Rafe May 16, 2003

one off the wrist

It is, indeed, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

As the description suggests, it generally refers to male masturbation.

I spent half the day, at work, in a cubicle in the toilets; fantasizing about rough sex with my boss, while having one off the wrist. Eventually I had to move to another cubicle when the toilet roll ran out.

by Jimi p August 11, 2006