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One night stand 

An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.

one night stand 

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.
"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."

One night stand 

I had a one night stand last night at the bar with this one guy/girl

one night stand 

a single table next to a bed.
i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.
one night stand by deadngone26 December 30, 2009

one-night stand 

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
one-night stand by kofi May 14, 2003

one night stand 

When you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.
one night stand by OmG July 19, 2003