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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!
by MvHyphy June 12, 2006
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Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.
There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!
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