one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

by One Day I'll get a name September 28, 2008

one of these days

You have one more chance and then it happens.

Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.

by Cant_even January 18, 2018

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

One day

April 1st

One day we shall go on a date (April 1st)

by Ac99 March 30, 2017

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019

I just want one normal day

A catchphrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day with no situations from Leland (Kid Temper Tantrum).

Leland: *throws cake on the van*
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”

by MrCoolGuy1200 October 31, 2021

I just want one normal day

A common phrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day without any situations from other people and especially Leland (a.k.a. Kid Temper Tantrum).

Leland: (Whatever situation he makes in any skit)
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”

by MrCoolGuy1200 October 31, 2021