Skip to main content

Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.
he had two bowls and one plate

One Girl One Plate 

Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).

Absolutely disgusting.
(in a college dorm)

"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."

(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)

"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"

One Girl One Plate by Copenick January 25, 2009

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks. 

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.
Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

No one wants a plate of that

Gen Z slang used to dismiss someone’s behavior, opinion, appearance, performance, or attitude.

If “nobody wants a plate,” then nobody wants any part of what you’re serving.

Often used when someone is acting overly confident, trying too hard, embarrassing themselves, or presenting something that people think is bad, cringe, fake, or unimpressive
She thought she cooked with that outfit, but no one wants a plate of that.

Don't spend it all in one place 

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.
Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."