One Million Moms 

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

One Million Moms by anon12093 February 10, 2014

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009

One-millimeter defeater 

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

One-millimeter defeater by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

one million dollars 

One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.

Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.

one million dollars by unoriginal_name33 April 9, 2017

One Million 

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

One Million by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020

Five Guys One Milkshake 

Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos

Keeping up with the Kardashians

Ellen

And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype

"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"

Five Guys One Milkshake by Cloppingpony6969 May 12, 2016

One millimeter defeater 

A very average sized and perfect for the job penis

Billy: hey Bobby wanna fuck
Bobby: Watchu Packing
Billy: A One Millimeter Defeater

One millimeter defeater by ItsThatDay August 26, 2022