One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

keep it one hundred 

Meaning keepin it real with you 100 percent.

I'm a keep it one hundred I just don't like you.

keep it one hundred by Pudge Spitfiire April 6, 2008

One handed breakfast 

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

One handed breakfast by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

One-handed 69 

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

One-handed 69 by Nate_G October 13, 2020

one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

one-hundred-some 

1. 100 having sex with each other

2. My future birthday party

3. The wildest shit ever

4. Best night ever

See also: threesome, sex. and orgy

Person 19: OMG! It's SOO HOT IN HERE
Person 66: That is NOT my hand
Person 2: Oops, sorry, that's supposed to be up your ass!
Person 79: WTF ARE WE DOING?
Persons 1,43, 34, and 100: a ONE-HUNDRED-SOME!

one-hundred-some by ihateurmom June 25, 2010

One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

One handed chat by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009