A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
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"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 9, 2021
After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."
When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."
In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."
In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
by JC Robot November 30, 2010
'One is One' is a new local term, that certain countries uses, to say goodbye.
Its something you won't hear often, rarely you'll hear it according to where you live.
It's not a popular phrase, but some people use it.
Its something you won't hear often, rarely you'll hear it according to where you live.
It's not a popular phrase, but some people use it.
Joon: "Heading out! It was fun tonight
Joon: "Laterr, One is One!
Alexa:"yess one is one, see ya next time"
Joon: "Laterr, One is One!
Alexa:"yess one is one, see ya next time"
by Mrs. Destiny LR November 18, 2020
Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)
My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.
John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.
John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.
by LiteBrite169 December 22, 2021
by Flamewindhoe June 11, 2022