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on-cow-cow 

adj.
1.moronic,foolish,clumsy
2.not able to learn because of brian condition
Bush is an on-cow-cow fucka
on-cow-cow by sonx May 4, 2005

horns on a cow [horns on the cow] 

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.
girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

Get up on that cow! 

Go faster and get your stuff together
You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

Cow pissing on a flat rock 

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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