Tattoo it on your ass 

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.

Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!

Tattoo it on your ass by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

To Go Marianne On Your Ass 

For someone, usually a girl, to punch a guy in the face as hard as possible after he has done something really stupid that is his fault. It is always his fault.

"I'm going to go Marianne on your ass, for crashing my car!"

To Go Marianne arse punch girl punch guy stupid guy guy's fault

To Go Marianne On Your Ass by Are You Ted? April 17, 2011

Go old testament on your ass 

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

Go old testament on your ass by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

Saved by the hair on your ass by trevmation September 13, 2015

spit on your ass 

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

spit on your ass by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016

im on your ass 

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.

Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere

Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!

im on your ass by anonymous September 13, 2017