Two Finger On Hand 

Putting your two (or more fingers) above your forearm is the representation of shooting up heroin.

Did you see that guy do the new tiktok trend sheeeshhh?
Yeah, I hope he knows what it truly means.
Two Finger On Hand

Two Finger On Hand by Willywilly1988 August 17, 2021

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

got a hand on my brain by Illumination666 October 28, 2009

dive on the hand grenade 

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

dive on the hand grenade by Bradboy January 10, 2007

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

3 fingers up /arms crossed and 3 fingers up on each hand 

It means you’re the Fukin best and everyone knows u

Look *name* is 3 fingers up /arms crossed and 3 fingers up on each hand that means he must be the best

3 fingers up /arms crossed and 3 fingers up on each hand by Your.mom hot May 3, 2022

Hand on it 

Semi-perilous occupation usually involving large amounts of beer/cider and dropping your hand on to intimate parts of the lady sat next to you.

Occurances in pubs, clubs, sporting events, etc and when "out on it" in Bristol UK - can lead to feeding the ponyshocker

Fish was one for the ladies and frequently tried to lay his hand on it.

Ben was out "on it" before attempting to "hand on it" with a passing beauty!

Hand on it by The Bigman June 17, 2009

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019