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pussy on a pedestal 

One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift.

Used prominently in "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal!

pussy on a stick 

The penis when used as the object of fellation, especially when performed shortly after intercourse with a woman.
He said he didn't do men, so I told him it was pussy on a stick.

pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex with a woman at too high of a standard for which to attain.
"you mean he still hasn't asked her out yet, man he's really putting the pussy on a pedestal this time."
pussy on a pedestal by pike-pat February 15, 2008

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.
Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.

Pussy on a pedestal 

Putting sex above what is really important in life
Zachary: Never put that pussy on a pedestal

Pussy On A Stick 

When a twig thin female's largest part of her body is her pussy. Typically her twat will stick out further than the rest of her body and ALWAYS arrive first.
Pussy on a stick was on her way to work. Her pussy however, clocked in 5 minutes before she did.

Pussy on a stick was at Food Lion in the Deli section. Her pussy scanned the MVP card before she was finished shopping.

When Pussy on a stick was getting her ID checked outside of the club, her Pussy ordered the drink before she got in and was therefore patiently awaiting her arrival.
Pussy On A Stick by Evigen July 30, 2010