On/off homie 

When a good freind leaves your freind group and comes back every now and then

Person 1:Bro im so mad Kai keeps leaving us.
Person 2: Ya but he will probably going to come back in a week or two.

Person 1; Ya I know he's such a on/off homie

On/off homie by Timtomtierstommy March 28, 2021

turn on/off 

Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.

It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.

He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.

turn on/off by vtown November 26, 2013

get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.

Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off

get my "insert name" on/off by BigSight November 6, 2010

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

rub off on 

( of personal qualities, behavior, opinions, etc) to become part of a person's character as a result of that person spending time with sb who has those qualities, etc:

My MF's hyperbolic constructions rub off on this head-man!
Lets hope some of John's good ideas rub off on all of us!

rub off on by Alex Greene July 28, 2009

On and Off Relationship 

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next

Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship

On and Off Relationship by yohoewce May 23, 2015

on and off texter 

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

on and off texter by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010