Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away
“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”
by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021
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The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.
midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch
by brugmoment December 6, 2021
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Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!
Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
by Thr Doctor August 16, 2017
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