1. To purposefully deceive yourself in order to gain or increase satisfaction.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
2. To gain or increase satisfaction.
3. To wank with the opposite hand that is normally used thus creating a new sensation in the reaching of climax.
1. Friend1: "I trained myself not to prematurely ejaculate with my girl by picturing your granddad naked before I cum."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
Friend2: "Dont tell me how you wank with the other hand."
2. Friend1: "Get me a kebab to eat with this joint."
Friend2: "You're a lazy one but atleast you can wank with the other hand."
3. "I proceeded to wank with the other hand in hope that it felt like someone else was jerking me off."
by Sir Pink Panther April 11, 2006
by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017
The usually holographic light shifting in the middle of one of SimplyNailogical's videos. Cristine will link the polish in the description. I recommend it.
by junhuistan July 6, 2018
A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019