hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 9, 2004

THE HOOK

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.

My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.

by xenophon54 March 15, 2011

hook hook

A hysterical laughter sound from a confused Indian girl.

Boss: I know everything about everything
Girl: "Hook Hook"

by urbanmanhook May 18, 2017

hook

the nickname for a VL ; to describe one's cycle

"Look at the hook ass nigga."
"My hook is on."

by Pynk_panther September 9, 2004

Hooks

Used to describe the action of one "hooking you up" with an item. Usually a cigarette, or some kind of food, but has recently been taken over by every other object. Used by stoners and everyone in Thunder Bay.

Person 1: These Pringles are pretty dece preemz.

Person 2: Man, hooks!

by IamnotfromthunderbayjkIam May 30, 2012

hooking

when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork

-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!

by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009

hook

A electro-mechanical device invented by Alexander Grayham Bell; comprised of a small microphone, speaker and in more modern iterations a numeric key pad; it is used to communicate voice messages over great distances.

(ring ... ring) "Bill Dawg on the hook yo ..."

by Bill Dawg & Marianne June 17, 2004