you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
by jewboy killah 7000 December 9, 2007
Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
by Chris Bryant November 11, 2007
a sex position in which you are standing on a water bed spinning in circles with a japanese partner...also, the water bed must have a dorsal fin.
by britsonthebrain August 27, 2009
When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.
After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.
by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.
by GangstaGangsta214 March 23, 2009
A Porpoise Wave is the act in which each time the Porpoise jumps up and lands back into the water represents the dick, and the splash it makes represents her squirt.
by Abs0lut3 January 22, 2023
Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex
by Cliff Clavin April 8, 2022