by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
by IAmALiteralHumanDictionary July 11, 2019
1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”
“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”
“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”
“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”
by IbreathAir September 1, 2021
by Alishimi January 1, 2017
The biggest, chunkier, marshmallow like, and fat thing in the multiverse. It's so strong that even thanos with the infinity gauntlet it cant do anything and its also is ant man proof.
by The Mica April 4, 2019