The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming.
Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"
The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.
If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.
If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum
The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"
The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.
If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.
If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum
The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*
by Blarny August 9, 2012
The ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING.
by Tacoman417 December 9, 2014
1. A silent call to enlist in the military
2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D
Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R
Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R
Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
by InvisibleWater June 30, 2012
An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.
A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.
A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.
A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
by Wendy January 24, 2004
by UMARZ May 27, 2010
The most retarted game ever invented that causes teenagers and adult men to sit in front of the TV and yell at the other players who killed them.
EX.
Bob: hey what are you up to
Joe: Just playing Call of Duty
Bob: Dude that game is sooooo queer
Joe: Dammit i just got killed, you mother fucking monkey fuckers
Bob: hey what are you up to
Joe: Just playing Call of Duty
Bob: Dude that game is sooooo queer
Joe: Dammit i just got killed, you mother fucking monkey fuckers
by amazing person292929 April 14, 2010
A succesful series of video games, set in the Second World War/Near future. With the original, simply titled "Call of Duty" released in 2003, and the newest edition, "Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2" Released in late 2009, It has epitomized the teenage Male's attitude to life, girls, and masturbation.
Jenny: Hey Sam, Feel like going to the park to make out?
Sam: Nah, I told Jeff I'd play C.O.D Tonight. Sorry.
Jenny: I hate you. Stupid Call of Duty
Sam: I cant hear you, I'm killing people in an airport!
Sam: Nah, I told Jeff I'd play C.O.D Tonight. Sorry.
Jenny: I hate you. Stupid Call of Duty
Sam: I cant hear you, I'm killing people in an airport!
by Zo-mi-gar January 9, 2010