Boats

"so we killed this hooker the other night and a cop pulled us over. He asked what we were doing and i said boats."

by Belkis Deyanira October 21, 2007

boat

To masturbate in grandiose fashion; to show off; to be pleased with the current activity that one is participating in; derived from showboat

Dude, I boated so much to those pics of Abigail Ratchford you sent.

by LoafWarrior March 24, 2015

That Boat just cost me $3,000 to repair.

by Ammon S April 21, 2006

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

by daDebil July 25, 2004

a hole in the water in which males over the age of 45 pour money into

"Yeah I just got a boat"

"But you live in Wyoming?"

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

by Jonathan O'Neal October 29, 2005

Abnormally large feet, or shoes.

Man, those are boats - what's your shoe size?

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005