The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.
by Joe Schmoe February 22, 2005
He was on a bender last night.
by 8incock4u2use March 25, 2016
by duffy - gravesend August 30, 2014
I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
by real_deal_steel_69 June 14, 2021
An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.
The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.
operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.
The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.
operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
by LP0 February 22, 2010
When an alcoholic devotes most of his time to heavy drinking, usually throughout the day, and is often considered a long term binge that can last anywhere from 4 days to 2 months.
by King Chilie October 1, 2015
one who lacks the ability to skate during an ice hockey game. one who bends at the skates while playing hockey. hall way status if you will.
by Scott Crowther November 25, 2007