Laying in bed, I reached over to clean the lint out of my wife's navel, but the crazy omphalophobic freaked out and bit me!
by Will Cheesehurler December 04, 2009
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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- 1. blink-182
- 2. i just can't trump today
- 3. vanilla sex
- 4. draymond green
- 5. tmt
- 6. cincinnati switcheroo
- 7. ponktacology
- 8. duff duff
- 9. feltch
- 10. pendulosity
- 11. trashnut
- 12. ques
- 13. thunder buddy
- 14. ten-head
- 15. blink 182
- 16. lisbon
- 17. average joe
- 18. mansplain
- 19. stale
- 20. abd
- 21. cushioning
- 22. rub down
- 23. bolivian flake
- 24. scump
- 25. jrotc
- 26. papillion
- 27. dtr
- 28. snowblowing
- 29. hognuts
- 30. mrw
