Omniologist 

The science that deals with the objective examination & evaluation of all knowledge known to man.

What does James do anyway?
He's an omniologist.
Whaaaaat?
He studies the factual & philosophical nature of all theories of origin & their effect on man.
...Word?

Omniologist by DiogenesTheGreat October 24, 2019

omnologist 

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist

omnologist by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Omnilogic

To combine meaning similarities of everything in the topic and subject to confuse the mind for more cognitive thinking, working as a mental abortion AKA mind fucking almost literally for subliminal and humorous FACTS and information just for the schitzZz and GiggleZzZ

your mouth is like your ass, a worm goes both ways, and is full of teeth, and the only way it goes in(the food) is if it comes out, and if it moves it will talk shit, if it shits, if it doesnt shit, then there is no food to be givin ?logic\
^Omnilogic

Omnilogic by DpAdEWicKeS August 8, 2012

Omniologist 

A person who studies everything, often sitting in a high place to do so.

"Look at that guy up there just watching everything, he must be some sort of Omniologist

Omniologist by Vince0514 October 10, 2007

oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

oniologist by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021

Proct-omologist 

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

Proct-omologist by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018