omish

parents that have the strictness of traditional amish parents, but not the religon. (Not for real)

daughter: My parents are so omish, they're not letting me hang out with my friend tonight because he's a boy.They never let me have any fun. They also said my curfew is eight o'clock.

omish by sarapags July 23, 2007

Omish

When you are fucking someone from behind, you cum in their ass, punch them in the back of the head, scream Rumspringa and do the pony out of the room. Then you jump in their buggy and leave.

Did you hear about the time Alan gave JC an Omish?

Omish by dog pile May 6, 2011

omish

omishhhhhhhh. i love them omish people. (:

when i say omish you say llama.

Omish. LLAMA.
Omish. LLAMA.

when i say queen you say latifa.
queen. LATIFA.
queen. Latifa.

...Hi!

omish by CassieLovesYouBitch May 14, 2009

Omish Moon Butter 

When you piss into an Omish person's ass and churn it with your dick.

Gary is making Omish Moon Butter with Jebidiah behind the Barn

Omish Moon Butter by novelcarrot May 11, 2023

omish plow 

a sexual act that starts as doggy style.. the man grabs the woman's arms a lunges forward several feet.

That bitch was omish plowed across the room.. damn nigga

omish plow by dan silva April 9, 2008

Omish butterchurner 

When a young couple is making love the female is in a handstand like position while the male is ramming a dildo down said woman's vagina until near orgasm,"butter"is then spread onto toast and eaten, just as the omish would churn butter

Dude I met this chick last night she wanted me to do the omish butterchurner

Omish butterchurner by BulletproofAIDS June 8, 2013

omish mule pusher 

Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow.

I gave sally an ommish mule pusher last night

omish mule pusher by mustangman April 29, 2005