omgwtfwjd 

Oh my god what the fuck would Jesus do

To be used in a situation in which you do not know what to do, but Jesus would. Ex. "OMGWTFWJD! That lady just got mugged!"

omgwtfwjd by Balls Motha Fuckin Mahoney January 24, 2008

omgwtfwt 

Oh My God What The Fuck Was That?!?!?

Boy 1: omgwtfwt?!?!?
Boy 2: Yo Momma

omgwtfwt by mirochaan June 18, 2008

omgwtfjfkbbq 

Short for "Oh my God! What the fuck? John Fitzgerald Kennedy Barbecue!". This was first uttered on November 23rd, 1963 just one day after President Kennedy was assassinated in the dialogue below.

(During the cremation of JFK's corpse, 2 random guys walk onto the scene, soon to utter the first OMGWTFJFKBBQ ever)

Random dude 1: OMG!
Random dude 2: WTF?
Jackie Onassis: JFKBBQ!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!7!!!!!!

omgwtfjfkbbq by OMGWTFJFKBBQ July 1, 2008

OMGWTFDDR 

oh my god, what the fuck, dance dance revolution.

similar to omgwtfbbq

When Cthulhu came back, everyone was like, "OMGWTFDDR!!one!"

OMGWTFDDR by Meggie-Poo January 15, 2007

OMGWTFPWND 

An expression of extreme excitement. Literally means "Oh My God, What The Fuck, PoWNeD". With powned being an expression derived from "owned". This expression is often used in the world of gaming.

Guy1: Dude, I just sniped some n00bs head from like 500 yards away.
Guy2: OMGWTFPWND! XD

OMGWTFPWND by Repsac2712 October 14, 2008

omgwtfWAFFLEZ 

A way to exclaim that something is funny.

Joe: "I saw Jake walking and he randomly slipped on a sheet of ice. It looked SO funny."

Ben: "Haha like omgwtfWAFFLEZ!"

omgwtfWAFFLEZ by Benus97360 October 13, 2010

OMGWTFD 

OH MY GOD....WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!

Dude, remember when Seth was all fucked up at that Mexican Restaurant at the Great Lakes Fly-In, and he decided to yell, "TO DON'S DAUGHTER!!". OMGWTFD!

OMGWTFD by Big Air Erdy October 25, 2008