OMG

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

by Scribbler March 18, 2005

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an excessively over used phrase brought on by lazy teens who don't feel like typing oh my god.

OMG! i broke a nail.

by Emma Tom May 5, 2007

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It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009

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OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

by Beckley April 27, 2009

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Omg

Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.

Girl 1: Omg, i just totally hooke dup with Ryan!
Girl 2: Omg what!

by everythingtatseslikepurple May 27, 2010

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