FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"
AKD stands for angry keyboard diarrhea, and it describes the situation where someone who is IMing, sending an email, or blogging, and they are so angry that they simply press keys randomly, bang the keyboard, or attack their keyboard in some other way. The typed result of this is called AKD, and it resembles a series of random letters in all caps.
Person #1: So what happened then?
Person #2: So he then walks up to me, calls me an ugly bi***, and GOES BACK TO HIS GUY FRIENDS AND GETS HIGH FIVES FROM THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL WALK AWAY, AND WERE SHOUTING STUFF LIKE "UGLY BI*** GOT OWNED!!!" AND "OOH LOOK AT FUGLY NOW!!!" OMG I AM SO MAD!!!!!!!!! i WANT TO WRING THEIR FAT NECKS!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIRCUTCM,,,,AJLSKDRYFHEURACUROCYTHJROCUIERACHTLAEURCYWE5YJTAEUKRTJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDDDDVATDCUROATUIECHTUAWEHJJJJKJHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFZLDCFFZSDSDSD0Z
I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry. i had a bad case of akd. im just SOOOOO MAAADDD
The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.
A word used as a filler in a failing instant message conversation, when you have nothing left to say.
Person #1: yeah so then i told him to get off my case and he was like well get off my case and i was like well you were on my case first and he was like well i dont care and then his girlfriend broke up with him through text so he was super depressed.
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite?
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and hes like dude I'm totally going emo so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me!!!