| 1. | OMFG NOOB! | ||
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When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB! -Example 1- more...
Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~ Guy: "Shut up noob." Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?" Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~" Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g" Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~" Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Example 2- *Noob uses a cheap tactic* Guy: "Please dont do that." Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~" *Noob does it again* Guy: "Dude just stop!" *Noob does it again* Guy: "STOP!" Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~ *Noob does it again* Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| 2. | Riot Shield Noob | ||
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The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them. UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!
"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield- Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper- |
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| 3. | MW2 Javelin Noob | ||
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The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it. MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"
Several other players: You hear that? Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh- -rocket comes in and kills 4 people- MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS. |
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| 4. | noob tubing fag | ||
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One on call of duty mw2 which uses a grenade launcher. Usually they'll have this for perks: One man army, danger close, and commando. The noob tubing fag is very annoying and the only way to get rid of him is to do the same thing. A player: OMFG noob tubing fag fucking cunt licker get a life
Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher. |
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| 5. | noob stick | ||
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May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about. Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!! Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo |
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| 6. | Lmaopaper | ||
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The l33t word used by pros to explain how funny they find the people in a game playing noob like.
Lmaopaper -> Laughing My Ass Off People Are Playing Extremly Retarted Orgin from Laminated Paper Closet Monster has changed name to Colin Snyder
Colin Snyder: Omg! Hax, you can't do that! Kazix: Pwned! Jedi.Toad: Wanna know the name of my hacks? Called skill! Colin Snyder: Omfg! Colin Snyder: OMFG! I googled it and nothing came up! Noobcake: Lmaopaper! You suck! |
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| 7. | noob | ||
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first of i would like to clear some things up. people have been defining this word as someone who is inexperienced and new to the game, This is close but incorrect.
The actual definition of noob is someone who has been doing something for awhile but is still really bad at what ever that may be. pro: man are you a newb?
noob: nah ive been playing for 6 months pro: OMFG ur such a fukn noob ur so shit! |
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