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Naughty Olivander 

The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.
Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.
Naughty Olivander by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011

Ollivandered

"No! No! Definately Not!"
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".
Guy 1: Yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...
Ollivandered by koloss November 15, 2014

oliander 

she's such an oliander
oliander by mikelike992 July 16, 2025