olivanders

1)The wand shop in diagon alley
2)The person who owns the shop

I'm going to Olivanders

by millymurs14 November 23, 2014

Naughty Olivander

The act of putting on an old fashioned caddie hat, stripping naked in the kitchen, and cooking scrambeled eggs while having your butthole licked by a wayward young african refugee.

Joe-Hey man would you respect me less if i told you that am a big fan of the Naughty Olivander?
Kenny-Dude.....
Joe-Dude i know you dig it...
Kenny-Whatever, finish those eggs my dicks not gonna shake itself.

by BIGBOSSMAN10 January 16, 2011