A wise older man who says "Doncha know?" with a Norwegian accent.

Also known as "Papa".

That man is such an oley!

Ask him, he is quite an oley.
by Lindsay Freebird June 17, 2008
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The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey
Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!
by TheScriptureofSpankey November 13, 2015
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Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.
Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.
by SRTAEYPN March 6, 2016
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your BUTT hole; ur anus; ur asshole; ur poop chute; ur present factory; the shit pitt
like when you take a dump; the hole from which is comes out
by Monkeypogo March 8, 2005
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a shitty small school in the middle of nowhere, most of the kids who go there are thots, farmers, and douches. most of the people there don’t wanna be there, especially because of the terrible administration and awful lunch
:did you here about what happened at oley valley hs?
:never heard of it
by attractive white guy December 15, 2021
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a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.
Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.
by fronk the chopper December 8, 2021
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a school full of farmers, thots, fboys, and boys obsessed with trucks. If you go to Oley you’ll kiss before your 15.
oley valley middle school is my school
by Uncle Tomas October 22, 2018
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