oldtimers

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.

Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!

by BackInBlack60 April 21, 2011

oldtimers

What my friend Cathy P. from NJ calls Alzhiemers Disease.

My Grandmother is suffering from "Oldtimers disease", she can't remember shit anymore.

by up2ng April 21, 2005

oldtimer

Like at Chili's, the hamburger. Also, Getting in the anus by a really old guy.

Only made better when some1 actually asks for the "oldtimer" at Chili's.

by vcsuperfan November 21, 2007