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Old Time Hockey 

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!
You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.
Old Time Hockey by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008
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gay old time 

What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out
We'll have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time!
gay old time by JCJ August 29, 2006

gay old time 

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
gay old time by Rory December 18, 2004

Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.
Old Time Picture Show by Fingerlove November 26, 2010

oldtimers 

A generalized condition of forgetfulness or short-term memory loss due to old age, similar to, and almost as bad as, Alzheimer's or senile dementia, but without any specific pathology.
Man, by the time I get from my recliner to the other room, I forget what I went there for. Ever since I turned 50, my Oldtimers has really kicked into high gear!
oldtimers by BackInBlack60 May 12, 2011

grand old time 

It means good time, wonderful time, it's a common US expression. Sometimes it is even more than a good time, it is a great time, with lots of fun and laughter. Another American use of "grand old" for "excellent, outstanding" is a nickname for the Republican political Party, the "Grand Old Party." The abbreviation for this, "GOP," is often used in journalism, especially in newspaper headlines: "GOP Chair Slams Dems" for "Republican Party Chairman Criticizes Democrats Severely." It comes from reference by a Republican orator in the 19th century to his party as "our grand old party."It means good time, wonderful time, it's a common US expression. Sometimes it is even more than a good time, it is a great time, with lots of fun and laughter. Another American use of "grand old" for "excellent, outstanding" is a nickname for the Republican political Party, the "Grand Old Party." The abbreviation for this, "GOP," is often used in journalism, especially in newspaper headlines: "GOP Chair Slams Dems" for "Republican Party Chairman Criticizes Democrats Severely." It comes from reference by a Republican orator in the 19th century to his party as "our grand old party."
Silver- Hey, Jack, how was your birthday party last night?
Jack- I thought it was fine. We were having a grand old time until my father came back home.
grand old time by 我想到了 June 12, 2014

Old Time Photo 

To get aggressive and nasty./ To get into a fist fight.
Jeremy: Wanna go man? Wanna take this outside?

Chuck: Let's go man. I'm gonna get all Old Time Photo on you!
Old Time Photo by KatISahmazin April 20, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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