AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.
Old English, My crunk Juice
by JonnyC April 15, 2005
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A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.

"Olde English wore a thong today. I threw up a little."
by Kubrick May 2, 2007
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common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.
Did that guy just call me a doll?

Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.

Oh look, he just farted dust.
by nick May 23, 2005
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A pretty fucking awesome sketch comedy group based in New York.
Members include:
Adam Conover(blond curly hair and somewhat stocky)
Ben Popik(group founder, somewhat curly short black hair)
Caleb Bark(has either an afro or shaved head and beard of somewhat blond hair)
David Segal(short black hair, beard and usually wearing purple)
Raphael "Raizin" Bob-Waksberg( short curly hair and stubble)

Past members include:
Jesse
Hana
Adam
Jon

They have released some pretty awesome vids, including "I hate nature" and "breakfast at tiffany's"
by MaximumOverdrive November 4, 2008
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its a type of 40 that consists of malt liquor
yo, i'm about to go pick up an old english 800
by Balls McCgee March 9, 2005
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Probably the most delicious beverage on the Planet
"Do u mind if i enjoy some of your delicious O.E playa?"
"I love olde english 800 due to its fine malty goodness and tasty qualities"
by HowsItTasteMuthaFucka November 24, 2006
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A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
by Daxa July 18, 2009
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