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36. geriatric exhibitionist
A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
37. watermelon
old people sex.
watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.
38. Crumply
and old, grumpy and crabby woman that won't get off your case about anything...who also needs to get laid asap! most likely has a sandy vagina LOL
She's such a crumply bitch.
39. sexual intercoarse
1. Lubeless sex involving really old people

2. How an idiot spells "sexual intercourse"
1. I could hear grandma and grandpa scraping away in the other room. They were having sexual intercoarse.

2. Sexual intercoarse iz won uv mah faverit aktivitys!
40. seniorsexual
a word describing an individual partaking in the disturbing act/s of having intercourse with the elderly.

-once of age, the elderly lose their male/female traits and become an entirely new sex.
"You see that 20-year-old nun making babies with that 90-year-old monk?"

"Yeah, she must be seniorsexual."
41. Oamaru
Oamaru, New Zealand. Located on the east coast of the south island. Lamest excuse for a town with about 15,000 people (Majority of town are bogans or old people)
There's a whole in the world like a big black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of Oamaru
42. Oldaphile
A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other.
Linda Horner really wanted to get with her 65 year old history teacher because she is an oldaphile.
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