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onevision 

People with only one vision or less (0).
People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".

Picture of a "onevision" character:
http://bayimg.com/caPkGAabF
"What a onevision!"

Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.

"O no, another onevision!"

Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
onevision by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009
Related Words

oki-vision 

1.) What a marine gets after being on the island of Okinawa for to long and lowers their standards substantially and doesn't realize it. Causing them to hook up, date, or even marry a "bottom of the barrel" type of women.

2.) The cause of a life destroying decision made to late.
bottom of the barrel marine Okinawa standards oki-vision
oki-vision by schrep-nasty January 8, 2010

Olivasion 

To invade a country or establishment with the intention of getting paralytically drunk and attempting to execute Spiderwebbing, Bukkake, The Cincinnati Bow-Tie, The Rusty Trombone, and other pleasurable and exotic sexual activities upon the innocent public.
Oli: "I hope everyone's faces in Singapore are ready for the Olivasion of November 2009"

Oli: "My scrotum is fully loaded and ready to be exploded, what should we do?"
Ben: "Let's go Olivade Katie and Shari's place!"
Max :"No let's go Olivade Double O instead!"
Oli & Ben: "Yeah cool that's a better target!"
Olivasion by MixMaster B November 25, 2009
Same as epicvision but just a different IMVU account with the same personality of epicvision the same person behind the laptop bit with a similar profile of epicvision
Look at epicvision if you want to see how opvision is to be defined as
opvision by Opvision December 8, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026