texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

by kpeezy32 October 24, 2007

Alaskan Oil Rig

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.

hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service

by filthrig10 June 5, 2011

Texas oil rig

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.

Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.

by Fine I'll do it December 7, 2016

Dusty Oil Rig

Doing a line of cocaine off a hard penis and then giving a blow job so hard you throw up.

I gave her a dusty oil rig last night and she wasnt happy.

by Leohansen69 June 5, 2020

North Dakota Oil RIg

Having anal sex with a chick while she has diarrhea or post laxative ingestion and you pull out and a shit geyser spews from her turd cutter like an oil rig.

I was banging Sarah last night and her shitter was spewing like a North Dakota Oil Rig

by Tominater F June 15, 2015

Arabian Oil Rig

When 69ing, and male is on top, and has a serious case of diarrhea. Suddenly he has to take a shit really bad, and when he lets it go it pours off of his ass onto the female's face.

OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.

Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.

by cr33p1ngdeath November 6, 2009

Oil My Rig

To have one's rig (cock) be oiled (sloppily sucked upon).

Jordan's rig was dry as a bone, so he ordered Lafonda, "Bitch, oil my right."

by oilmyrig April 5, 2017