Someone who is born and raised in the biggest shit hole in the United States of America. Ohioans are usually pasty white trash who move out of their homeland once possible. When they move to another state, Ohioans pull out their Ohio State T-shirts and tell you how great the state, but everyone knows their state is the anus of America.
Bill: Today, a Ohioan asked me if the ocean was salt water or fresh water.
Me: Jesus, they're fuckin morons.
by bigjim722 November 15, 2009

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