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A dull person living in a dull state, lacks personality, and looks down on anything coo, fun, or colorful. Ohioans usually wear gray clothes, drives a gray car, and has gray skin. Ohioans usually bald by 25 years of age. Spending a day with Ohioans can bring on depression in an instant.
Person 1: That person is so boring!

Person 2: He's Ohioan
by Someone living in Dover, Ohio November 22, 2009
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