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All the people on the Oregon Trail who didn't quite make it to Oregon.
"Shit, we didn't make it to Oregon. I guess we're stuck in this hellhole. Let's call it Ohio."
by Rachel Cloone October 15, 2007
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The worst hellhole in the entire US. I had to live there for 25 years, so I know. In Columbus (the capitol), most people are rednecks AND wiggers at the exact same time. I once saw a guy driving along in a pickup truck full of manure, and he was wearing a doo-rag and blasting Snoop Dogg.

Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence.

Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes.

Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable.

Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.)

Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months.

Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.
When I finally moved away from Ohio, I shouted "So long, Stinktown!" as I drove off.
by ChaosRocket May 24, 2009
53 90
Ohio is boring.
Ohio, there's sometimes clouds in the sky!
by Ohio is boring December 25, 2008
35 72
The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.
Florida had dimpled chads; Ohio has provisional ballots.
by LudwigVan November 03, 2004
164 201
A state that wishes it was Michigan.
Ohio totally wishes it was Michigan.
by Willow Collie June 15, 2011
8 46
The only state in the country with it's own, distinctive smell.
on a road trip:

child: Daddy, what's that smell?
father: Oh, we're just passing through Sandusky.
by random michigander April 10, 2005
295 333
Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.
"Let's just Ohio this safety inspection and save 30% in the fourth quarter."
by Abraham Lincoln August 17, 2003
163 201