In my opinion (as a dweller of Ohio), Ohio is a fabulous state. Yes, our weather is crazy! But we can't help that. Also, with our weather it isn't always cold or hot. You get a mix. Also, just to clear up the confusion.... MICHIGAN SUCKS! We aren't a bunch of rednecks either. We don't have a "Smell." We have a smell like Michigan has a good football team.. :D In ohio we have one of the best zoos, Cosi, beautiful landscapes, great colleges, probably the friendliest people you will ever meet, great food, malls, wonderful parks, a AMAZING football team, King's Island, Cedar Point, and many different ethnic groups. Also, like others have said, if you soneone screams O-H, you better scream I-O right back! Ohio is also full of party people!
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
Person from Michigan: Ohio is going to be pwnd this year.
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
OHIO - We are round on the ends and High in the middle...... O-HI-O
Ohio is the best state to live in. Cities like New Philadelphia, where you can let your kids play in your own back yard and not have to worry about them as much as you would if you lived in New York City. It's a place where you can be proud of where you grew up. Did you know that....
-Marietta was Ohio's first permenent settlement.
-Wilbur and Orville Wright flew the first flight in North Carolina, but were from Ohio.
-Shoenbrunn which is located in New Philadelphia was Ohio's first school.
-The Wright Brothers, from Ohio, developed and flew the first airplane in 1903.
-First Ambulance systems were established in Cincinnati in 1865.
-Cleveland is the home of America's first traffic light.
-Akron was the first city to use police cars.
-Cincinnati was the first city to have a professional fire department.
-Ohio was the first state made out of the Northwest Territory.
-Cleveland was the world's first city to be lighted electrically.
Anyways - come visit Ohio - esp Tuscarawas County - If you don't like then you don't like - but you can't judge a book by it's cover.
Ohio really is the heart of it all.
A state that isn't very big, not a lot of fun. Unless, you have family in Ohio, most people don't go on vacation to Ohio. Ohio isn't very fun, there are only like a few things to do in Ohio. The funnest thing is probably King's Island
I have family in Ohio. :P
Sarah: Where are you going for summer vacation?
Riley: Not Ohio, that's for sure. I'm going to Florida.
Sarah: Lucky you. My parents are making me go to Ohio to visit my cousins. :(
Alexandria: OMG! My mom is making me move to Ohio! The only good thing about that is going to King's Island, I hear it's really fun!
Ella: Wow. Maybe I can come visit you and we can go together, have fun! I'll miss you. :)
Basically western Pennsylvania.
Tom: "So how was Toledo?"
Jack: "It was good, Ohio is the best part of western PA."
Second most boring state in the nation. Many seek refuge in other states in order to prevent their eventual transformation into an Ohioan
; a half-dead species which points at deer whenever they see one in a field, is disgusted with all sports teams that are not part of The Ohio State University, is horribly disgusted with all who do not pronounce the "The" part of aforementioned college with pride, and requires a biweekly trip to Bob Evans in order to prevent starvation. We'd evacuate the entire state if we could, but the only place that would take us would be West Virginia, and we all know that's the only place worse off than us.
"Cedar Point is pretty cool. I mean, really, it is. I go there once every eight years and it compensates for the agony of nothing happening for the rest of my life."
- Entertainment in Ohio
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that five days should be taken off of winter break!"
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that snow days no longer exist, and that if we do miss a day on one than it has to be made up in Saturday during April unless we suspend our Spring Break!"
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland has just been voted out of office, just as his policies on school changes have taken place!"
- Politics+School System in Ohio.
"Why the fuck am I still here?"
- Most commonly asked question in Ohio.
"Because it isn't West Virginia."
- Unanimous rebuttal to the most commonly asked question.
Michigan's diaper. A flat expanse, Ohio is the unfortunate domicile to millions of unintelligent mush-heads with no identity and no real home. The inhabitants are borne of a governmental experiment gone wrong that can no longer be dealt with (like social security). They are an abomination genetic experiment to see if a hybrid of Appalacian hillbilly, southern redneck, and midwestern yokel could be biologically viable. Against all odds, they survived and reproduced uncontrollably. A large tract of land south of Michigan and north of the Ohio river was mostly uninhabited. The Native Americans called it the "Land of the lost buffalo" and were originally going to make it a reservation for the pale-faced settlers. Thousands of garbage trucks dumped the experiments in Ohio, where they reside today.
Oops, I'm in Ohio.
No, really? Why are there 50 stars on the flag? Did we add one for Iraq?
Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.
Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA
All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.