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1. oh my god
An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible
"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"
by get over it!! Aug 6, 2004 share this
2. oh my god
what is said during great sex
OH MY GOD, your cock feels amazing in my pussy!!!!!
3. oh my god
2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."
by Molly Polo Dec 15, 2004 share this
4. oh my god
A phrase used in answer to a really boring account of an event that is supposed to interest you, but doesn't; meant to be polite, but any ass with a brain would be able to detect the flat sarcasm within.
"And then, I went like no way, and then he went yeah I want you, and then I went but you're parents might come home...can you believe him?!"

"Oh my god."
by Larissa Jan 15, 2004 share this
5. Oh My God
A phrase that is commonly used by stoners. It is yelled to express strong emotion (i.e. surprised, scared, excited, angry, and overjoyed). It is yelled most often when people are high. Allot of the time it is used with the phrases as "I need it" and/or "It's so good"
1.)
Jeff: There's a dead body in that bag your neighbor is carrying to his car.

DMS: OH MY GOD!

2.)
Jeff: This bud is amazing. It is so fluffy and moist and fresh and look at those colors. The beautiful light green buds are just covered in orange and white hairs. Hit this shit man.

DMS: OH MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD! I NEED IT!
6. oh my god
exclamation used by Justin Capps to exclaim when something obsurd or outrageous such as someone having whiskey dick it is common to use the phrase "Oh my God" in a deep voice while putting your right hand with a hook to your mouth as if smoking a cigar

Derived from the movie "Tommy Boy"
"Parker couldn't get it up? 'Oh my god'"
by C-red Feb 17, 2004 share this
7. oh my god
an exclamation used during anal sex
oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt
by 315 & T-Dog! Feb 28, 2003 share this
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