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An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible
"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"
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2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."
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what is said during great sex
OH MY GOD, your cock feels amazing in my pussy!!!!!
by Princess Pussy Willow December 06, 2004
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The Polytheistic way of saying "Oh My God".
G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.
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An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.
She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!
by animedude May 01, 2004
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One of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. It's a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don't know any other terms to express surprise, amusement, wonder, outrage or other emotions. Too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbbutt. On Internet blogs and in writing it's often shortened to the abbreviation "OMG". OMG is also overused tremendously.
1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"

2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.

3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.

That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.

4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!

Trent: Oh my God!

Beth: He's my God too!
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An exclamation used to express surprise.
Oh my God! He jumped off of a twelve-story building and lived!
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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