Ogunyemi, or Gun for short, are a long dynasty of Nigerian ambassadors. They all share similar features- wide noses, fridge-like statures and voices reminiscent of the British woodsparrow. They also have a telepathic link to snakes, which they often use to rob banks or pull down the jogging bottoms of teenagers.
They are terrible cooks.
They are terrible cooks.
“Oi, let’s mug Sashwat Ogunyemi. We can use his snake ability to rob the corner shop”
“That’s an adequate idea. But let’s not hire him as a chef.”
“;yes... thou shalt not pot gets.”
“That’s an adequate idea. But let’s not hire him as a chef.”
“;yes... thou shalt not pot gets.”
by QuackDuck19 July 13, 2020