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An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sentence "Old Fucking Ford Driver".

The term is atypical of people of ginger descent, but can be applied to people not born into Red Power.

Whilst this person can be easily described as a "Douche Bag", it requires far too much energy for someone so far down the food chain.
Look at that retard driving down the road in that clapped out Fiesta. He's even playing Final Countdown loudly on the tape deck.............what a fucking Offord.
Offord by Monday-StayedIndoors July 31, 2009

offworlder

A being from another planet
Three of the warriors were offworlder's
offworlder by Waako December 4, 2017
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Historically an alias of one of the best World of Warcraft players to every battle in Azeroth. Is considered by modern knights to be a Aspect.
That was an Offward Move bro!
Offward by The Keepers July 30, 2011
A moronic typo made by people who cannot spell afford.
Ferdinand: Did you look up Pixy Stix?

Alexander: Yup, it said "a sugery powder inside a paper tube. for people who can't offord crack."
offord by G. Rammar N. Azi December 14, 2012

offworldly

Out of this world. Like from another dimension or planet
It was an offworldly experience
offworldly by cbestavs October 8, 2011
A word that can mean instead of Forward or Backward, or upward or downward, offward. In an off direction. A good word to think about on high doses of dxm. Because you'll never figure out if it's really a word or not.
Well it wasn't upward so it was offward..wait is offward a word?
Offward by Mynameismyownname December 9, 2008

Offworld Industries

The entire economic ecosystem of mining, manufacturing, construction, and energy production built to operate in space or on other celestial bodies, using primarily in-situ resources. The goal is to break the "tyranny of the rocket equation" by not hauling everything from Earth. This includes asteroid mining for metals and water, lunar solar foundries, Martian cement production using local regolith, and orbital shipyards. It's the industrial revolution, re-enacted in a vacuum.
Offworld Industries Example: A fully realized Offworld Industry chain might look like: Robots on Ceres mine water ice and metals -> This is processed at a Lagrange point factory into fuel and structural components -> These components are used to build massive solar power satellites in orbit -> The energy is beamed to a growing Mars colony, which uses it to power its own local industries. It's a self-fueling economic engine beyond Earth.