people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live
hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners
by ichor_ March 11, 2021
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A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
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To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.
i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs

ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
by Doyouwantafriend April 27, 2008
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A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!
(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
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when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.
I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.
by FreakGD September 8, 2007
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One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.
My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...
by juicecowboy August 19, 2009
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You are offline
You are offline
by JDMac12 June 7, 2019
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